1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:24,313 --> 00:00:26,737 [GUARD 1] Why don't you ever go to the commissary for lunch? 3 00:00:26,739 --> 00:00:28,462 I know I'm not gonna like it. 4 00:00:28,464 --> 00:00:29,922 But they change their menu every day. 5 00:00:29,924 --> 00:00:31,767 How could you possibly know you don't like it? 6 00:00:31,769 --> 00:00:33,869 [GUARD 2] I don't like that style of food preparation. 7 00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:37,471 [GUARD 1] What does that even mean? "Style of food preparation"? 8 00:00:37,473 --> 00:00:42,109 [GUARDS GRUNTING] 9 00:00:42,111 --> 00:00:43,312 [GROANS] 10 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:48,983 [GUARD 3] Don't worry. 11 00:00:48,985 --> 00:00:50,252 Without any plants around, 12 00:00:50,253 --> 00:00:51,586 she's just another weak, helpless woman. 13 00:00:51,587 --> 00:00:54,991 Uh, who still has hands 14 00:00:54,993 --> 00:00:56,961 and the goddamn Second Amendment. 15 00:00:56,962 --> 00:00:58,464 Obviously I support background checks 16 00:00:58,465 --> 00:01:00,465 and common sense gun laws. 17 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,006 - [ALARM SOUNDS] - There she is. 18 00:01:10,008 --> 00:01:12,809 - Hey you, stop! - Hey! 19 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:17,014 [GUN CLICKING] 20 00:01:17,016 --> 00:01:19,565 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 21 00:01:22,855 --> 00:01:25,704 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 22 00:01:32,999 --> 00:01:35,333 Shit. 23 00:01:35,335 --> 00:01:38,135 [TSKING] Trying to escape on surgery day. 24 00:01:38,136 --> 00:01:39,205 Don't worry. 25 00:01:39,206 --> 00:01:41,538 Insurance will cover it. 26 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:42,707 Obviously that was a joke. 27 00:01:42,708 --> 00:01:44,242 Insurance would never pay for this. 28 00:01:44,243 --> 00:01:45,409 [STUTTERS] I think we can all agree 29 00:01:45,410 --> 00:01:47,077 they're the real villains, yeah? 30 00:01:47,079 --> 00:01:50,528 I would agree with th... 31 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:58,820 - [POISON IVY SIGHS] - [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 32 00:02:02,796 --> 00:02:05,463 Ugh, it's my fault she's in there. 33 00:02:05,465 --> 00:02:07,598 I can't even imagine what they're doing to her. 34 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,667 You don't think it's, like, torture, right? 35 00:02:09,669 --> 00:02:11,234 I don't think it's like torture. 36 00:02:11,236 --> 00:02:12,971 That's motherfuckin' torture right there. 37 00:02:12,972 --> 00:02:14,305 Screw this. I'm gettin' her out. 38 00:02:14,307 --> 00:02:15,906 That is a lot of big boys with guns, 39 00:02:15,908 --> 00:02:18,341 and you're one petite young woman with a bat. 40 00:02:18,343 --> 00:02:20,144 They aren't gonna come at you one at a time. 41 00:02:20,146 --> 00:02:21,503 That's not how that shit work! 42 00:02:21,505 --> 00:02:24,281 Mmm, that's actually standard goon operating procedure. 43 00:02:24,283 --> 00:02:25,448 [MAN] Excuse me. 44 00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:28,000 I'm so dang lost and so... 45 00:02:31,169 --> 00:02:33,760 Oh, they're doing the "all at once" way now. 46 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:34,791 You know what you need? 47 00:02:34,793 --> 00:02:36,926 - More bat? - More crew. 48 00:02:36,928 --> 00:02:37,979 [SIGHS] 49 00:02:39,061 --> 00:02:41,061 _ 50 00:02:43,603 --> 00:02:46,176 Hello, Gotham. Riddler here. 51 00:02:46,178 --> 00:02:48,674 Sorry to interrupt your football match, 52 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:51,095 but I've hidden a bomb somewhere in Gotham. 53 00:02:51,097 --> 00:02:53,710 Oh, but don't worry, Batman. 54 00:02:53,712 --> 00:02:56,713 Here's a little riddle to help you find it. 55 00:02:56,715 --> 00:02:58,048 [LAUGHS] 56 00:02:58,050 --> 00:02:59,173 [CLEARS THROAT] 57 00:02:59,175 --> 00:03:00,733 [RIDDLER AND CLAYFACE] You throw away the outside 58 00:03:00,735 --> 00:03:02,356 and cook the inside. 59 00:03:02,358 --> 00:03:05,121 Then you eat the outside and throw away the... 60 00:03:05,123 --> 00:03:06,357 You're doing great, boss. 61 00:03:06,359 --> 00:03:07,991 [CLEARS THROAT] Mmm. 62 00:03:07,993 --> 00:03:10,293 [RIDDLER AND CLAYFACE] You throw away the outside... 63 00:03:10,295 --> 00:03:12,328 Oh, sorry. 64 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:14,465 Uh, you throw away the... [CLEARS THROAT] 65 00:03:14,467 --> 00:03:16,581 [RIDDLER AND CLAYFACE] You throw away the outside 66 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:18,134 and cook the inside... 67 00:03:18,136 --> 00:03:20,638 What the hell are you doing? 68 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,774 I just have one tiny thought. 69 00:03:22,776 --> 00:03:27,012 Maybe say, "Throw away the outside". 70 00:03:27,014 --> 00:03:29,238 Do you see where I put the emphasis? 71 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,249 Did you just give me a fucking line reading? 72 00:03:32,251 --> 00:03:33,283 We're live! 73 00:03:33,285 --> 00:03:34,821 Yes, this guy! 74 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:38,188 Where's this guy when you're threatening Gotham with a riddle? 75 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:39,757 Go, now, while you feel it. 76 00:03:39,759 --> 00:03:41,525 All right. You know what? Screw it. It's corn. 77 00:03:41,527 --> 00:03:44,762 The bomb's at the corn factory. Cut the feed. 78 00:03:44,764 --> 00:03:46,531 Uh, can I borrow Clayface for a minute? 79 00:03:46,533 --> 00:03:48,164 Borrow? Take him, please. 80 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,466 Now, forever, be gone. 81 00:03:49,468 --> 00:03:51,067 [HARLEY] Hey, Clayface! 82 00:03:51,069 --> 00:03:53,370 - Hmm. Ms. Quinn. - You look great. 83 00:03:53,372 --> 00:03:54,638 Have you lost some clay? 84 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,541 Yes. I'm feeling very fulfilled. 85 00:03:56,543 --> 00:03:58,775 My life is thick and rich. 86 00:03:58,777 --> 00:04:01,144 Listen, I know I promised to take care of you guys, 87 00:04:01,146 --> 00:04:03,548 instead, I left you out to dry. 88 00:04:03,550 --> 00:04:05,583 You guys aren't just a crew to me. 89 00:04:05,585 --> 00:04:07,743 You're the only family I've got. 90 00:04:07,745 --> 00:04:10,688 You're thinking of the number 17. 91 00:04:10,690 --> 00:04:13,390 Also, FYI he's banging his assistant Denise. 92 00:04:13,392 --> 00:04:15,106 We are not family. 93 00:04:15,108 --> 00:04:16,895 You're right. I didn't treat you like family. 94 00:04:16,896 --> 00:04:19,446 Well, I did, but I treated you like my family treats people, 95 00:04:19,448 --> 00:04:20,497 which is bad not good. 96 00:04:20,499 --> 00:04:23,267 Now, Denise, do you know your boss's password? 97 00:04:23,269 --> 00:04:25,037 And, yes, I heard you, 98 00:04:25,038 --> 00:04:28,236 but I'm passive aggressively not responding. 99 00:04:28,238 --> 00:04:30,742 All I'm asking for is a second chance. 100 00:04:30,744 --> 00:04:32,476 When I got to the Legion of Doom, 101 00:04:32,478 --> 00:04:34,310 I forgot that the only reason I was there 102 00:04:34,312 --> 00:04:36,079 was because of you guys. 103 00:04:36,081 --> 00:04:38,548 But I won't forget again. 104 00:04:38,550 --> 00:04:39,804 So, what do you say? 105 00:04:39,806 --> 00:04:40,928 - No. - No. 106 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:43,954 - Never gonna happen. - No? Ivy's kidnapped! 107 00:04:43,956 --> 00:04:45,089 - What? - Not Ivy. 108 00:04:45,091 --> 00:04:46,624 - We got to save her. - Yeah. 109 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:48,495 Where the hell did you learn how to give a speech? 110 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,661 You put your thesis statement at the motherfuckin' top. 111 00:04:50,663 --> 00:04:51,854 Sorry, sorry, sorry! 112 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,850 Look, Ivy needs us, and I can't do it on my own. 113 00:04:53,852 --> 00:04:55,231 We'll help you, Harley. 114 00:04:55,233 --> 00:04:56,834 - Yay! - For Ivy. 115 00:04:56,836 --> 00:04:58,520 - Still yay. - And then we never 116 00:04:58,522 --> 00:04:59,922 want to see you again, all right? 117 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:02,058 Less yay, but more yay than I had this morning. 118 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:04,896 What's happening? What's shakin'? We pullin' a caper? 119 00:05:04,897 --> 00:05:06,763 What? No. Where the hell you been? 120 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,498 We broke up a week ago. 121 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:11,034 What? We broke up? I'm devastated. 122 00:05:11,036 --> 00:05:13,143 I thought this was my forever crew. 123 00:05:13,145 --> 00:05:14,701 What the hell are you talkin' about? 124 00:05:14,703 --> 00:05:15,739 You've never been in the crew. 125 00:05:15,741 --> 00:05:17,453 But you can come help rescue Ivy. 126 00:05:17,455 --> 00:05:20,176 Hi-ya! You won't regret this, Harley baby. 127 00:05:20,381 --> 00:05:25,178 I'll do the driving! I'm an excellent... [SNORING] 128 00:05:26,218 --> 00:05:27,584 Driver! 129 00:05:27,719 --> 00:05:30,820 Hey! Get out of the... Ugh, you schmuck. 130 00:05:30,822 --> 00:05:33,406 Come on! If you don't wanna die, 131 00:05:33,408 --> 00:05:35,491 get out of the road! 132 00:05:35,493 --> 00:05:37,080 Don't throw up, don't throw up. 133 00:05:37,082 --> 00:05:38,628 [GAGS] Don't throw up! 134 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,695 Stop verbalizing it. 135 00:05:39,697 --> 00:05:43,447 You're going to make me... 136 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:48,505 I do not know how you live with yourself. 137 00:05:48,507 --> 00:05:49,940 [BRAKES SCREECHING] 138 00:05:49,942 --> 00:05:51,008 [DR. PSYCHO] Holy shit! 139 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:53,075 Hey, how you doing, buddy boy? 140 00:05:53,077 --> 00:05:57,412 Where do you want me to set up the pretzel wrapped wieners? 141 00:05:57,414 --> 00:05:58,782 [ALARM BLARING] 142 00:05:58,784 --> 00:06:00,482 [GUS] Pretzel-wrapped wieners! 143 00:06:00,484 --> 00:06:03,020 Oh, boy! What's the occasion? 144 00:06:03,022 --> 00:06:05,287 It's a big thank you from the boss 145 00:06:05,289 --> 00:06:07,222 for all your hard work. 146 00:06:07,224 --> 00:06:10,260 Oh, that is just... 147 00:06:10,262 --> 00:06:13,530 You think they don't notice, but they notice. 148 00:06:13,532 --> 00:06:14,597 [INHALES SHARPLY] Mmm. 149 00:06:14,599 --> 00:06:16,566 It's like eating my childhood. 150 00:06:16,568 --> 00:06:18,001 Here, let these guys in. 151 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:21,902 [SING-SONG] Who wants a pretzel-wrapped wiener? 152 00:06:24,274 --> 00:06:25,441 Like a glove. 153 00:06:25,443 --> 00:06:26,998 Holy shit! It's true! 154 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,757 Pretzel-wrapped wieners! 155 00:06:28,759 --> 00:06:33,259 Gentlemen and Psycho, begin phase two. 156 00:07:03,615 --> 00:07:06,765 [KING SHARK GRUNTING] 157 00:07:31,849 --> 00:07:33,150 There she is. 158 00:07:33,512 --> 00:07:36,513 Congratulations, Mom, you're going to give birth 159 00:07:36,515 --> 00:07:38,647 to the destruction of Gotham. 160 00:07:38,649 --> 00:07:40,017 My pheromones. 161 00:07:40,019 --> 00:07:41,351 What did you do with them? 162 00:07:41,353 --> 00:07:42,519 Oh, I'd love to show you, 163 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:43,620 but by the time I unleash it, 164 00:07:43,621 --> 00:07:46,155 you'll be too busy screaming. 165 00:07:46,157 --> 00:07:47,191 [GRUNTING] 166 00:07:47,193 --> 00:07:48,590 [POISON IVY] Oh, no, fear toxin. 167 00:07:48,592 --> 00:07:49,961 Didn't see that coming. 168 00:07:49,962 --> 00:07:52,828 Hey, shithead, poisons don't work on me. 169 00:07:52,830 --> 00:07:54,296 That's, like, literally my thing. 170 00:07:54,298 --> 00:07:55,465 [LAUGHING] 171 00:07:55,467 --> 00:07:57,834 Which is why I used your DNA 172 00:07:57,835 --> 00:08:00,835 to engineer a special blend just for you. 173 00:08:02,738 --> 00:08:04,664 Was it fun henching for Riddler? 174 00:08:04,666 --> 00:08:05,986 I heard his breath smells, 175 00:08:05,988 --> 00:08:07,908 but the person who told me that had nasty breath, 176 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:10,380 so he could be an unreliable source. 177 00:08:10,382 --> 00:08:11,681 Guys, shut it. 178 00:08:11,683 --> 00:08:13,349 We can't find Ivy if we can't hear her. 179 00:08:13,351 --> 00:08:14,583 [POISON IVY SCREAMING] 180 00:08:14,585 --> 00:08:15,919 That's her! Follow me! 181 00:08:15,921 --> 00:08:19,356 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 182 00:08:19,358 --> 00:08:21,023 Oh, my God! What'd they do to her? 183 00:08:21,025 --> 00:08:24,826 I fear they've poisoned Ivy. 184 00:08:25,844 --> 00:08:27,624 Nothing? 185 00:08:27,626 --> 00:08:29,965 Should've saved that for a lower-stakes situation. 186 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:31,268 Ive, it's okay, we're here! 187 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:33,102 Actually, it's not okay. 188 00:08:33,104 --> 00:08:35,838 The fear toxin's destroying her brain. 189 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,807 Unless we do something soon, 190 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,943 she's gonna be stuck like this forever. 191 00:08:39,945 --> 00:08:42,578 Don't worry. I know just how to save her. 192 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:44,382 Why the fuck did you do that? 193 00:08:44,383 --> 00:08:46,350 I had to knock her out so we can get into her brain, 194 00:08:46,352 --> 00:08:48,473 like I was knocked out when you went into mine. 195 00:08:48,475 --> 00:08:49,500 Uh, no. 196 00:08:49,502 --> 00:08:51,760 You just happened to be knocked out before. 197 00:08:51,762 --> 00:08:53,201 So, really, all you've done is punch your friend 198 00:08:53,203 --> 00:08:54,249 in the face, you idiot. 199 00:08:54,251 --> 00:08:55,640 Oh, well, whoops. 200 00:08:55,642 --> 00:08:56,784 All right, let's get in there and fix her up. 201 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,746 Also, let's not mention the whole face punchin' thingy. 202 00:08:58,748 --> 00:09:00,716 - Let's go! - But if we go in her brain, 203 00:09:00,718 --> 00:09:04,000 that'd leave our bodies out here all cute and unprotected. 204 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,135 I'll protect your cute bodies. 205 00:09:06,137 --> 00:09:08,737 No, no. Last time you were alone with our cute bodies, 206 00:09:08,739 --> 00:09:10,607 you tried to burn them. 207 00:09:10,609 --> 00:09:13,299 Hey, hey, hey, I could've done much worse. 208 00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:14,843 Come on, get in her noggin. 209 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,312 Evie's counting on ya. 210 00:09:16,314 --> 00:09:17,914 Ivy. It's Ivy! 211 00:09:17,916 --> 00:09:19,716 All right, we're going in. Sy's stayin'. 212 00:09:19,718 --> 00:09:20,917 Hot dog! 213 00:09:24,756 --> 00:09:26,222 [GRUNTS] 214 00:09:26,224 --> 00:09:27,724 [GRUNTING] 215 00:09:34,498 --> 00:09:36,148 [SCREAMING] 216 00:09:49,349 --> 00:09:50,349 Holy shit. 217 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:51,953 The fear toxin has activated 218 00:09:51,955 --> 00:09:53,817 all of Ivy's biggest fears. 219 00:09:53,819 --> 00:09:56,019 [HAPPY TREE] Hey, guys, over here. 220 00:09:56,021 --> 00:09:58,936 Wow, what a beautiful day to meet some new friends. 221 00:09:58,938 --> 00:10:02,126 I'm so lucky. [SCREAMING] 222 00:10:06,698 --> 00:10:08,432 That was incredibly violent. 223 00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:12,534 I did not realize there was so much stuff inside of trees. 224 00:10:14,772 --> 00:10:17,623 It's comin' for us! 225 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:23,211 Somebody do something! 226 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,827 Good thinking, old chum, 227 00:10:37,829 --> 00:10:40,798 knowing I would clog up its gears, but it wouldn't kill me. 228 00:10:41,043 --> 00:10:42,365 Yeah, that was, uh... 229 00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:43,724 That was definitely a thing I knew. 230 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,306 What the hell are we supposed to do now? 231 00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:47,938 Oh, does someone have a plot-driven question 232 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,706 that needs a magical answer? 233 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:51,477 Let me be of service. 234 00:10:51,479 --> 00:10:54,810 I wish I had that magical sound in the background, that... 235 00:10:54,812 --> 00:10:56,448 [HUMMING] 236 00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:57,608 There it is! 237 00:10:57,610 --> 00:11:00,307 Can we stop with the Frank show and get on with it? 238 00:11:00,836 --> 00:11:03,814 Hmm. Ivy's brain is warped by Scarecrow's fear toxin, 239 00:11:03,816 --> 00:11:06,188 which has activated all her biggest fears. 240 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:09,458 To save her, you need to destroy the thing 241 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,526 she fears most. 242 00:11:10,528 --> 00:11:12,228 And how do we figure out what that is? 243 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:15,030 Well, I guess it's not this monster wood chipper. 244 00:11:15,032 --> 00:11:16,265 What the hell else could it be? 245 00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:19,635 Do you not see the creepy ass mansion right there, huh? 246 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,105 111 Creepy Ass Street. 247 00:11:22,107 --> 00:11:25,107 [MIMICS EERIE NOISE] 248 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,885 [SOBBING] 249 00:11:35,887 --> 00:11:37,853 Aw, little Ivy. 250 00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:41,290 Pamela, where are all your friends? 251 00:11:41,292 --> 00:11:43,459 You were right, dear, she has no friends. 252 00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:46,429 I thought you had at least one friend, but Mother knew better. 253 00:11:46,431 --> 00:11:49,098 We should've hired those dwarfs to pretend to be kids 254 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,601 to pretend to like you. 255 00:11:50,603 --> 00:11:53,870 Of course Ivy's biggest fear is her cruel father. 256 00:11:53,872 --> 00:11:55,939 Oh, we've all got daddy issues. 257 00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:58,081 Hey, we're gonna kick your trust-fund-having ass 258 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,574 back to boarding school. 259 00:11:59,576 --> 00:12:03,645 [LAUGHING] 260 00:12:03,647 --> 00:12:07,884 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 261 00:12:07,886 --> 00:12:09,552 Help me! 262 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:10,886 Help me! 263 00:12:10,888 --> 00:12:13,523 Hang on, little Ive, I'm comin' for ya! 264 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,558 You let me die! 265 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:20,395 [GRUNTING] 266 00:12:20,397 --> 00:12:22,047 [SCREAMING] 267 00:12:26,436 --> 00:12:31,409 [BOTH SCREAMING] 268 00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:33,733 Okay, we gotta figure a way back into that mansion 269 00:12:33,735 --> 00:12:35,911 to kill that son of a bitch. 270 00:12:35,913 --> 00:12:38,847 Ivy's dad is not her biggest fear. 271 00:12:38,849 --> 00:12:41,918 Her biggest fear is on the way. 272 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,853 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 273 00:12:44,855 --> 00:12:48,690 All scary shit got that laugh. 274 00:12:48,692 --> 00:12:50,727 My God! Kite Man? 275 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,595 She's afraid of Kite Man? 276 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:53,863 No, dummy! 277 00:12:53,864 --> 00:12:55,365 Would you can it with the commentary 278 00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:56,900 and just let this shit play out? 279 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,834 He's coming! I tried to stop him, 280 00:12:58,836 --> 00:13:00,937 but he's too powerful. 281 00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:02,505 I gotta fly. 282 00:13:02,507 --> 00:13:03,706 Fly away. 283 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:07,677 [SCREAMING] 284 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:10,480 Help. Nah. 285 00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:12,314 Everybody feel that pucker in your assholes? 286 00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:15,573 That means shit is about to get real. 287 00:13:18,061 --> 00:13:19,916 Oh, well, that makes sense. 288 00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:21,438 I mean, it's a little Christmas Carol, 289 00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:24,059 but, eh, let's just kill 'em. 290 00:13:24,061 --> 00:13:25,862 [ALL SHRIEK] 291 00:13:31,969 --> 00:13:33,370 We're good, we're fine. 292 00:13:33,372 --> 00:13:36,972 Doing great. A-okay. Super-duper. 293 00:13:36,974 --> 00:13:38,207 Hunky dory. 294 00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,376 [ALARM BLARING] 295 00:13:39,378 --> 00:13:41,935 Hey, what's going on in here? 296 00:13:47,252 --> 00:13:49,020 Hey! Watch the hair, shitbag. 297 00:13:49,403 --> 00:13:51,411 I can't pull off a Felicity season two. 298 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,458 No one can. 299 00:13:52,459 --> 00:13:54,825 Not even Felicity itself. 300 00:13:57,094 --> 00:14:00,863 [YELLS] 301 00:14:00,865 --> 00:14:02,064 Okay, he's burning rocks. 302 00:14:02,066 --> 00:14:03,800 I'm out. 303 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,736 Clayface, I appear to have misplaced my bat. 304 00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,270 Batter up! 305 00:14:08,272 --> 00:14:09,972 [KING SHARK LAUGHING] 306 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,040 Oh, that's clever. 307 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:12,897 It was good, wasn't it? 308 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:26,656 Harley, you slash-mostly-Clayface did it! 309 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,923 Now, to find out how gross your face is. 310 00:14:30,795 --> 00:14:32,896 - [GASPS] - Oh, shit! 311 00:14:32,898 --> 00:14:35,766 Dear God. We're Empire Strikes Back-ing it. 312 00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:36,799 You're her biggest fear? 313 00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:38,202 I did not see that coming. 314 00:14:38,204 --> 00:14:40,703 That's some M. Night Shyamalama shit. 315 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,655 What the fu... 316 00:14:47,882 --> 00:14:49,638 Oh, Lordy. 317 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,162 What happened here? 318 00:14:51,164 --> 00:14:53,421 Pretty great, right? 319 00:14:53,423 --> 00:14:55,847 Why would these guards commit suicide? 320 00:14:55,849 --> 00:14:58,521 Suicide? I killed them! 321 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,525 Protecting your cute bodies. You're welcome. 322 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,726 Why was I her greatest fear? 323 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:04,827 [POISON IVY COUGHING] 324 00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:05,829 Ivy! 325 00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:13,233 Ivy! 326 00:15:13,235 --> 00:15:14,638 Though I have so many questions, 327 00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:16,005 they're about to destroy Gotham, 328 00:15:16,007 --> 00:15:17,974 so we've gotta get out of here. 329 00:15:17,975 --> 00:15:18,975 Who the fuck braided my hair? 330 00:15:18,977 --> 00:15:20,111 Mmm. I was bored. 331 00:15:20,113 --> 00:15:22,078 Oh, Jesus. 332 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,247 Ive, why am I your biggest fear? 333 00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:25,750 Harley, I can't talk about this right now. 334 00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:27,217 Is it because when we go out to eat 335 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,620 I always ask to get a dessert menu 336 00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:30,419 and that makes the dinner last five minutes longer? 337 00:15:30,421 --> 00:15:31,621 No, but I do hate that 338 00:15:31,623 --> 00:15:33,014 because you never order anything. 339 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,857 It's 'cause I always forget that we have cookies at home. 340 00:15:34,859 --> 00:15:36,593 Listen, Ive, I can't live with not knowing 341 00:15:36,594 --> 00:15:37,896 why I'm some bad guy in your brain 342 00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:38,897 settin' fire to things. 343 00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:40,758 - I love you. - Harley, later. 344 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,433 Scarecrow's about to use my pheromones 345 00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:43,967 for some kind of biological warfare. 346 00:15:43,969 --> 00:15:45,068 We have to stop him. 347 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,170 I think we gotta stop them. 348 00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:50,372 Legion of Doom. Those pricks! 349 00:15:50,374 --> 00:15:53,776 Yes! But it is nice to see they're recycling. 350 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:57,045 Vroom, vroom, boys. Gotham awaits. 351 00:15:57,047 --> 00:15:59,897 [SCARECROW CACKLES] 352 00:16:04,556 --> 00:16:07,323 - Shit. - [SY] All right, that's my fault. That's on me. 353 00:16:07,325 --> 00:16:09,192 I parked in the handicap spot. 354 00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:11,560 I know, I know I could get the pass, 355 00:16:11,562 --> 00:16:12,845 but I'm off the grid here. 356 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,702 I'm not putting my name on some fakakta government hit list. 357 00:16:15,704 --> 00:16:17,333 Not a car in sight. 358 00:16:17,335 --> 00:16:19,269 You sure about that? 359 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:22,605 It's time, Sy. You can do this. 360 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,275 [SCREAMS] 361 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:29,078 In 1984, a toy company came out with a new line. 362 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,015 [SCREAMS] 363 00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:33,449 It was a huge success, 364 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,184 and the CIA took notice. 365 00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,220 For my last assignment... 366 00:16:37,222 --> 00:16:39,889 - Fuck your mother! - Ugh! 367 00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:41,223 I underwent a procedure 368 00:16:41,225 --> 00:16:43,459 using an experimental technology. 369 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,629 It changed me forever. 370 00:16:44,631 --> 00:16:46,580 It made me... 371 00:16:50,102 --> 00:16:51,867 a transchanger. 372 00:16:51,869 --> 00:16:54,420 Quick, get in me. 373 00:17:02,881 --> 00:17:06,181 Over there, I see 'em! 374 00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:16,579 _ 375 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:27,203 Harley, I don't think I've ever ridden on Harley Quinn Highway. 376 00:17:27,204 --> 00:17:28,573 Yeah, they let me design it myself 377 00:17:28,574 --> 00:17:29,721 when I threatened to nuke the city. 378 00:17:29,723 --> 00:17:32,857 Kind of regrettin' some of my creative choices right about now. 379 00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:39,881 [ALL YELLING] 380 00:17:39,883 --> 00:17:41,534 [SCREAMING] 381 00:17:51,930 --> 00:17:53,429 There's the bastards. 382 00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:56,131 Let her rip, boys. 383 00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:57,933 I love guns! 384 00:18:02,508 --> 00:18:04,239 I think the trucks are bulletproof. 385 00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:06,770 Just get me close, and I'll handle this. 386 00:18:09,948 --> 00:18:11,898 Ive, wait up. 387 00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:18,855 [GUARD 1 SCREAMS] 388 00:18:18,856 --> 00:18:21,406 [GUARD 2 SCREAMS] 389 00:18:24,529 --> 00:18:25,964 Hey, now that it's just me and you, 390 00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:27,590 I was hopin' we could talk a little bit about 391 00:18:27,592 --> 00:18:29,903 why one bestie would think of the other bestie 392 00:18:29,905 --> 00:18:31,066 as her worst nightmare. 393 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,919 - Not now! - [GRUNTS] 394 00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:40,318 Uh, what about now? 395 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,512 Fine! You want to know what my biggest fear is? 396 00:18:42,514 --> 00:18:45,215 Finally allowing myself to count on someone 397 00:18:45,217 --> 00:18:47,116 and then having them ditch me. 398 00:18:48,353 --> 00:18:50,555 But I was still plannin' on helping you. 399 00:18:50,557 --> 00:18:52,589 You were my one friend, 400 00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:54,658 and I asked you for one favor, 401 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:55,926 but instead you ditched me 402 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,761 for the Joker, who treats ya like shit. 403 00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,331 I thought you could change, but I was wrong. 404 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:05,368 You still live your entire life based on what he might think. 405 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,742 So, how do we fix this? 406 00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:08,103 I don't know. 407 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,190 [BOTH] Loop! 408 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:16,912 Harley's truck's not gonna make it! 409 00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:18,565 [SCREAMING] 410 00:19:31,165 --> 00:19:32,821 What's the situation? 411 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,531 Ivy's mad at me for months of emotional neglect. 412 00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:38,389 The road, schmuck, the road! Situation on the road! 413 00:19:38,391 --> 00:19:40,411 Oh, two trucks left, but there's Ivy! 414 00:19:47,911 --> 00:19:48,912 Plant, anywhere? 415 00:19:48,913 --> 00:19:53,582 There's gotta be a plant somewhere. 416 00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:55,784 [GUARD GASPS] 417 00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:59,121 Oh, shit. 418 00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:02,091 [POISON IVY SCREAMING] 419 00:20:02,093 --> 00:20:04,343 - Ivy! - Hang on! 420 00:20:20,475 --> 00:20:22,264 Sy, after today, you're in the crew, 421 00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:23,374 even if it's just you and me. 422 00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:25,515 Thanks, H-bomb. I told ya I could... 423 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,379 - [SNORING] - Scarecrow's getting away! 424 00:20:27,381 --> 00:20:29,324 On it! On it. 425 00:20:31,422 --> 00:20:33,530 He's takin' the Gotham Park exit. 426 00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:37,794 We're not gonna catch him. 427 00:20:37,796 --> 00:20:42,145 Drive over the weapons cache! 428 00:20:44,903 --> 00:20:48,271 Good God! Tax dollars actually paid for this? 429 00:20:48,273 --> 00:20:49,773 Pull over! 430 00:20:59,951 --> 00:21:02,186 Ivy, you're right. I let Joker get to me. 431 00:21:02,188 --> 00:21:04,821 I turned my back on my friends and on you. 432 00:21:04,823 --> 00:21:05,957 But that is the old me. 433 00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:08,959 Time to blow her up. 434 00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:16,498 See how selfless I am now? 435 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,633 Best friends again? 436 00:21:17,635 --> 00:21:19,401 Water under the bridge? 437 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:27,190 [SCARECROW LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 438 00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:39,756 Hmm. That bubbling seems ominous. 439 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,490 So, the guy at the Smart Bar 440 00:21:41,492 --> 00:21:43,061 said that everything should be fine. 441 00:21:43,063 --> 00:21:44,063 I did it, Denise. 442 00:21:44,064 --> 00:21:46,029 I told Cheryl I'm leaving her. 443 00:21:46,031 --> 00:21:47,632 Now it's you and me forever. 444 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,874 Oh, Daniel. 445 00:21:53,837 --> 00:21:57,539 Oh, shit. 446 00:21:59,316 --> 00:22:03,217 [MAN SCREAMING] 447 00:22:03,219 --> 00:22:05,780 So, this is not great. 448 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,671 [SY] Hey, a little help over here. 449 00:22:07,673 --> 00:22:09,728 Anybody have any WD-40? 450 00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:11,520 Maybe some coconut oil? 451 00:22:11,522 --> 00:22:15,773 I'm in a lot of pain! 452 00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:26,597 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 453 00:22:26,599 --> 00:22:29,599 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -